Veratious

Voldemort, you Noisome Nemesis, you.

Mark of a Malediction

Inured to Evil

Porcine Dudley

Hirsute Hagrid

Preen and be Clean

When watching the HP movies, I cannot get over how impossibly snowy white and clean Hedwig is. He must preen a lot to stay so clean. He should really preen himself for his superior preening skills.

Insularity and irascibility can't be good for your health,

Just check out what they did to these individuals:

I don't think you'd want to end up like He Who Must Not Be Named (HWMNBN...upon second thought, not the greatest acronym, but that's besides the point):



See, that's not healthy.
Wouldn't want to end up like Professor Umbridge either. She's got some problems too:




Best not to hold on to anger and resentment. She probably has high blood pressure. mmm, not good. not good.

Enervating his Anathema.

Voldemort may be anathema to Harry Potter



...But Harry sure knows how to enervate him.